Saturday, November 05, 2005

Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain...

So I left work today in the middle of a TORRENTIAL downpour. Good thing I only have one windshield wiper functional because I keep forgetting to replace the other. Luckily I meandered home and arrived in one piece. Thus ends the reign of BEAUTIFUL weather we've been having. (Get it? Rain ends the reign...) Le sigh... I am sad because tomorrow was supposed to hold rolling around in the leaves with Ed. Soggy leaves are not so good for frolicking in. =(

Today was quite the interesting day at work. Michael, the cute little pocket gay, came in with a friend to visit me! Yay! I got a hug from Mike Menser. (Awkward). Jesse, the not so straight jeweler, drilled me in the ass...literally...with a drill. (Luckily, there was no bit!!!!!) I stole the best phrase from Monica Menser: "I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm ignoring you!" Don't you bitches go stealing it from me now! And finally, the following conversation with Amy:

Me: I flirted with the HOTTEST 42 yr old woman the other night!
Amy: You flirt with everyone!
Me: (Pause to consider). Yeah, I kinda do!
Amy: You're the Buchroeder's WHORE!

So there ya have it. My new nickname. Sheesh!

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