We are the gay

This is an update from last night. I just had a coversation with said co-workers (this time with Callie as well). She said: well don't you all (i.e. gay people) know each other? When you join the club they give you a nationwide directory with everyone's names in it. And Jesse (the now questionably straight jeweler) asked if it included bios complete with penis size. Uggh. I just reponded: Yes we're all interconnected like the Borg. "We are the Gays. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."