Sunday, August 13, 2006

List of Ridiculousocity

I've decided to keep a running list of things that I find to be utterly ridiculous. I will post it here with new additions in italics. Enjoy!

PS, this is my 101st blog entry! Wow.

List of Ridiculousocity
1. The word “ridiculousocity”
2. Lists of things embodying ridiculousocity
3. The irony in the first two listings (ok, I’m done)!
4. In-utero cannibalism (as practiced by certain shark species and apparently some snails)
5. Coca cola is the number two most recognized word on the planet (after “ok”)
6. The mating practices of many animals, e.g. the deep sea angler fish male bites the MUCH larger female, fuses their bodies, injects his innards (thus fertilizing) and then dies, becoming a permanent appendage.
7. Hitler’s philosophy and that of Theosophy (God wisdom), founded by a crazy Russian mystic named Madame Blavatsky and later included Gandhi amongst its members were both inspired by the same legend of Atlantis.
8. Tying Hitler and Gandhi together in one sentence.
9. An organist at a STL church playing “I’ve been working on the railroad” in a minor key on a dare from friends at the funeral of a guy who committed suicide by jumping in front of a train. True story!

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