"Always tripping and stubbing her bruised way through the world..."

The title is from a short story by Sarah Orne Jewett describing an old woman with bad eyes. Hillarious!

Musings from the weekend:

1) The gays HAVE taken over. I was at a party with Eddy and some of his friends where there were many guys who reeked of straightness but were getting WAY too into the gayest music I've ever heard (and this includes at gay clubs)! Sheesh.

2) Shattered is one of the funnest places ever, especially when cute-but-drunk girls pounce upon you and demand that you dance with them.

3) Eddy has the cutest butt ever that he likes to show off the in the tight and tattered jeans he wore Saturday night. I can't get that image outta my head. Sorry, I'm sure that was TMI for everyone.

4) There is very little in life that can compare with reading by a lake with a fountain soaking up sun on one of the prettiest days of the year. One thing that does is waking up at 2:30pm and getting Chipotle with Eddy G.

5) I think the true meaning of love is when you don't HAVE to be with your significant other all the time, but are satisfied in getting as much time with that person as possible and then contenting yourself with merely thinking about that person in the interim. I just realized that today.

Quotes from the weekend:

Drunk girl outside a bar: Why don't you have a shirt on?
Craig: Cuz it's hot.
DG: But why don't you have a shirt on?
Craig: Um, cuz we're hot.
DG: But I'm curious as to know why you don't have a shirt on.
Craig (on the inside): Man this girl is drunker than we are!

Eric: I'm freezing!
Craig: Awww, poor skinny Mexican!
Rina: Let's get him a poncho!

Rina: I wonder why she's taking so long. Do they have a lot of people inside?
Craig: No, they're always slow. They probably just hang out in the back and...
Rina (interrupting): And have Girls Gone Wild Parties? Yeah, that's it!

Final thoughts for tonight: Hooray for gay Russians named Tchaikovsky. Also hooray for straight ones named Rachmaninoff. Also hooray for movie popcorn bearing neighborly lesbians!